Preparation for Elevation

As I was walking through the 4th floor of the parking garage on my way to work this morning, I heard a woman talking on her cell phone behind me. She said, “I’m getting ready to get on the elevator.  I’ll e-mail you.”  Just a quick side note – I’ve always been concerned about people who are too unfit or too [...]

Surfboard Repair

So I bought a really old, beat-up 70′s singlefin probably almost a year ago with the intention of restoring it. I thought it would be a fun project, but never really got around to doing anything with it…until this weekend! Ohhhh yeah! When I bought this board, I told the guy selling it that I [...]

Beating up kids

I roughed up some children this weekend; some children that I’d never met before.  Their mother gave me permission to.  I’d never met her before either.  She said that they were driving her crazy and she needed someone to wear them out.  I said, “Okay.” The two munchkins and I got into one of those big, [...]

A Thought With No Explanation

This applies to men, because women don’t usually use urinals…usually: “I’ve decided that the manner in which you pee into a urinal says a lot about you.” Take from this what you will…

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